For over 15 years, I’ve juggled tax audits, reconciled financial statements, and answered client queries that range from the existential, Why do I pay so much tax? To the downright bizarre one like …Can I claim my dog’s grooming bill as a business expense?
I’ve survived financial year-end chaos, outsmarted the ever-crashing GST portal (at times), and, like every super working mom, somehow managed to keep my 11-year-old daughter from showing up at school in her PE uniform instead of a Navvari saree for Shivaji Jayanti celebrations. Yet, despite all of this, there is one thing I just haven’t managed to do—write an article.
For years, I have put off writing this article, finding new excuses every time. It has been on my to-do list for ages, just like that one client who always submits documents late but still expects everything to be done on time. I often picture myself writing smart and funny articles like Twinkle Khanna, but instead of bestselling books and popular columns, I have a laptop, a cold cup of masala chai, and an Excel sheet filled with numbers.
Recently, I even attended a writer’s workshop at the Bombay Chartered Accountancy, hoping to discover the writer in me. But every time I sit down in front of a Word document, my mind just goes blank. Every time I see the blinking cursor on a blank page, I feel completely stuck, not knowing where to begin.
As a Chartered Accountant, I live by numbers, spreadsheets, and logic. Writing, on the other hand, demand first and foremost—a topic, emotions, and naturally, some creativity. Numbers follow rules, while words seem to have a mind of their own!
Every time I sit down to write, my brain defaults to financial jargon. Should I start with an opening balance of my thoughts? Or maybe a profit-and-loss statement of my failed attempts? It’s as if my mind cannot function without an Excel sheet.
And just when I manage to gather some thoughts, life intervenes. My daughter needs help finding her debate notes. The doorbell rings because, apparently, Sunday at 3 p.m. is the best time to deliver a courier. A client who hasn’t contacted me in three months suddenly panics over a tax matter and expects an urgent answer, as if tax solutions come with instant gratification.
So, once again, writing takes a backseat…
For years, my writing has been confined to crisp WhatsApp messages, precise emails, engagement letters, and the occasional leave applications each with a clear recipient and a specific purpose. The shift from this structured, transactional writing to something meant for a wider audience, where there’s no fixed reader in mind, feels unsettling. The idea that my words will be out there, open to interpretation, reaction, or even indifference, makes me nervous. Writing in a professional setting is about clarity and brevity while writing for an audience is about connection and impact. Bridging this gap is the challenge and the adventure I now find myself navigating.
Over time, I have realized that writing and filing taxes are more similar than you’d think:
– You know it’s important, but you put it off until the last minute.
– You overthink every detail and are still terrified of making a mistake.
– You compare your work to others and convince yourself you are doing it all wrong.
– You finally submit it, feeling relieved but also paranoid that someone will find an error.
But unlike taxes, where deadlines and penalties force you to get things done, writing has no such enforcement mechanism. Honestly, if the Income Tax Department introduced a fine for incomplete and unwritten articles, I would have clinched the highest taxpayer title!
A Tiny Victory in an Endless Struggle
Here I am, finally putting words on paper. It’s not perfect, but then again, neither are tax laws, and yet they have managed to survive for decades. Maybe writing isn’t about perfection….it’s just about starting!!
So, to my fellow accountants who have been meaning to write but haven’t figured it out yet: If we can navigate the ever-changing world of financial regulations, we can conquer the written word too. After all, both demand:
– Structure
– Analysis
– And the ability to survive last-minute chaos
an expertise that is ingrained in every Chartered Accountant.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to celebrate this little victory the best way I know how… by opening an Excel sheet!
1. An inspired writer from the workshop begins her journey in new avatar..

